Straight to the point.

    This shit is my favorite

    (Source: brattylifts, via cuddlemonsterwashere)


  2. teamrocketing:

    my last words will probably be sarcastic

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

  3. frillybowsandlace:

    I want animal panties!!! Rawr!!

    (via nomursi)


  4. cokeflow:



    someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

    (Source: prixcum, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

  5. fairymascot:

    the other day i went with a friend to the museum, and outside its entrance, was greeted with this:

    eight cats. sitting there. perfectly still. everyone around them was cooing and taking pictures but those cats did not budge. for a moment i was actually wondering whether that was supposed to be some sort of experimental new performance art.

    but then one lady came out of the museum and they all got up and followed after her. good god, i hope they’re her cats. i hope they do this everywhere she goes. just follow after her and patiently wait outside every building she enters like the world’s most disciplined children.image

    (via philicath)

  6. (Source: sweetandviscous, via philicath)


  7. budweiner:

    When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad


    (via distraction)


  9. nixpunk:

    i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

    (via officialwhitegirls)


    1. boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
    2. boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me