1. emmysaurus:

    taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

    (via officialwhitegirls)

     
  2. awwww-cute:

    Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

    (via hella-rad-man)

     
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  4. curvellas:

    tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

    (via hella-rad-man)

     

  5. sarahakele:

    just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

    (via hella-rad-man)

     
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  7. skittleoakley:

    Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

    (via lifeofaustin)

     

  8. Wanna be nosy, here's your chance.

    1. 0: Height
    2. 1: Virgin?
    3. 2: Shoe size
    4. 3: Do you smoke?
    5. 4: Do you drink?
    6. 5: Do you take drugs?
    7. 6: Age you get mistaken for
    8. 7: Have tattoos?
    9. 8: Want any tattoos?
    10. 9: Got any piercings?
    11. 10: Want any piercings?
    12. 11: Best friend?
    13. 12: Relationship status
    14. 13: Biggest turn ons
    15. 14: Biggest turn offs
    16. 15: Favorite movie
    17. 16: I’ll love you if
    18. 17: Someone you miss
    19. 18: Most traumatic experience
    20. 19: A fact about your personality
    21. 20: What I hate most about myself
    22. 21: What I love most about myself
    23. 22: What I want to be when I get older
    24. 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
    25. 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
    26. 25: My idea of a perfect date
    27. 26: My biggest pet peeves
    28. 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
    29. 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
    30. 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
    31. 30: What I hate the most about work/school
    32. 31: What your last text message says
    33. 32: What words upset me the most
    34. 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
    35. 34: What I find attractive in women
    36. 35: What I find attractive in men
    37. 36: Where I would like to live
    38. 37: One of my insecurities
    39. 38: My childhood career choice
    40. 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
    41. 40: Who I wish I could be
    42. 41: Where I want to be right now
    43. 42: The last thing I ate
    44. 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
    45. 44: A random fact about anything
     

  9. ohtentoo:

    best friends who slowly fall in love with each other is what otps are made of

    (Source: fuckingmulder, via actualdoctordanascully)

     

  10. kyoudaiya:

    wtf im in mutuals with so many cuties. so many rad folks. i like you guys a lot

    (Source: lewliat, via parrilandia)